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Sunday, March 15, 2009 , 1:35 PM

Liverpool's 4-1 trouncing on Man(U)re @Old Traffart

HOW CAN I NOT BLOG ABOUT THIS!?! Before I begin (ooh, I can feel the Manure fans cringing haha!), here are the highlights, click:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=54052754

This is by far the greatest win I've seen so far (in my 21+ years and counting) against Man(U)re! And the icing on the cake? It all happened in the Old Traffart! Oh boy oh boy, I know this is a little mean but I really enjoyed seeing Fergie's and VDS's sian 1/2 look! XD Yeah yeah I know this MASSIVE win won't shake up Man(U)re's hold at the top of the table BUT I like to think that our title dreams are still very much alive and kickin', and damn is it MONUMENTAL or what!?! I bet fans from both camps are not gonna be able to forget this match for a really long time. :D I know I sure won't. Was a lil' worried when Lucas appeared in the starting line-up in place of Alonso, granted our midfield didn't look as solid but yeap no major boohoo :D And Hyypia was a force to be reckoned with aerially, one of the key men in our Liverpool defense.

We totally exhibited sheer C L A S S in this one, and we gotta thank the countless mistakes that Man(U)re made, thanks ah Vidic! Welcome to Anfield any day to lim kopi at the Kop! :D It is an undeniable fact that Liverpool capitalised on Man(U)re's mistakes, but that is too flimsy a reason for a 1-4 scoreline, major props to the Liverpool players for their wit, grace, skill, class and courage despite being 1 down at the beginning of the game.

(C)rappy Ronaldo got the first and only (haha =x) goal for Man(U)re after a mindless tackle by Reina on Park. I really don't think Reina needed to run out for that drastic tackle especially when Carra signalled to him to stay put and that he'll take it, though Reina did pull back his hands when he made contact with Park. (C)rappy Ronaldo stepped up and took the spot kick, Reina pulled towards the right way but (C)rappy's penalty made it into the net. Lol I was cursing and swearing until...

Torres cancelled that out just 5 minutes after (C)rappy's penalty. Lol. A long ball in unlocked Torres and he started on a blazing run, outclassed Vidic (I think even Man(U)re fans will agree that it was a stupid mistake by Vidic, he is so gonna get the hairdryer treatment, poor guy) with I N C R E D I B L E ball control and wit and topped it all off with a cool and awesome finishing. (*cue the Torres song!)

Man(U)re continued to exert pressure in the Liverpool half, the scariest for me was from (C)rappy's free kick which went right into Reina but it kinda bounced a little off impact and landed right in front of Tevez! Haha but thank god Reina grabbed it back. Major phew! With minutes left before half time, Michael Carrick tried to pull a long one in but it's just a tad wide.

At the 42", Alan Wiley awarded a penalty kick to Liverpool (yay! Our turn!) after Evra caught Stevie's foot (what an obvious foul, Evra totally went for his foot instead of the ball). Stevie responded with an impactful spot kick into the lower right corner of the net. Hahaha the Man(U)re fans standing behind the net very funny, some of them were waving in a futile attempt to distract our Stevie Wonder. Not working~ :DDD Bet Liverpool fans (boys and girls alike) all over the world went berserk when our captain planted a kiss on the camera. The kiss's meant for me though. Hahahaha! XD By this time, Looney & Co were looking reaaaally pissed and Fergie's chewing gum at a record-breaking speed. Poor fellas, can't imagine what's to come in the locker room for them.

At the 56" Reina made a super duper save, the ball was only an inch away from the goal line and I thought Tevez confirm gonna nick it in when Reina literally pulled the ball back from hell's mouth with his pair of magic hands! Walao! I wanna kiss his botak head then and there!!! 7 minutes later there was a scare in our half involving Tevez yet AGAIN, but that poor Argentinian lost his footing, somehow. I still think Tevez is hot lor! Nobody finds him good-looking!?! O_O?? Note to self: Cannot think too much, he's still the enemy.>:( Really pity him, he had a night of misfiring man, totally lost count of the number of misses he made. Oh yeah, and why is his hair curly now huh? I thought they used to be stick straight?

75" Vidic sponsored us another goal again after pulling Stevie down. After watching the replay, hahaha hum jim peng is spot on, that Vidic really had the audacity to grab Stevie's platinum balls!!! Poor Vidic got sent off. Free kick to Liverpool! Aurelio pounded in Liverpool's 3rd goal with a S U P E R B C U R L E R! OMFG awesome goal! Orh-leh-leo orh-leh-leo number 1! Hahaha! By now, I think VDS is totally murderous already. The sky was pretty overcast over at Man(U)re's half.

At the 90", Reina zammed a long ball into Man(U)re's half and the Dossenator lobbed a sweet ball over VDS, bounced once and right into the net. VDS STUNNED x100! Hahaha just look at the way VDS stayed put and watched the ball flew over him and right into the net! Poor guy got petrified XD These kinda goals are those you see in Youtube videos titled "compilation of best goals in football" or something along the lines of it. Wah liew! Dossenator scored the last and 4th goal against Real, and did an encore against Man(U)re! Hahaha Dossenator the striker!?! Not that I mind. :D This kinda goal damn old-school lor, not very common nowadays, think the previous one I saw was from Zidane?

Sang along to the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone with the Liverpool fans in Old Traffart. Hahaha it totally didn't feel like a Liverpool away game from start to finish at all man. Heh so Liverpool fans head out and paint the town red, we might not have made a difference in our title challenge after this win but such a massive win right in Man(U)re's backyard, just enjoy the moment! Rain or shine, come what may, You'll Never Walk Alone...

Here's the clip of my husband and Stevie Wonder post-match. :D Torres never looked hotter!!!

Post Match