hahaz...i think it's time that i come out n give a public confession on why i shit so much( well...i rush home almost everyday ta "relieve" myself of "excess" baggage)....so...ladies n gentlemen......here we go:


5 REASONS WHY I SHIT AS MUCH AS I DO:

1) INPUT=OUTPUT

>> so whatever i put into my stomach(which is gastronomical...i've a hobbits' appetite) hafta get out rite? it doesnt help tt i love ta eat a variety of food at 1 go

2) relieve me of my guilt aft every huge meal (feast+normal serving size fer Melissa)

>> ya guys would have prob heard bout eatin disorders n da likes...ya noe how some gals(guys too!!) binge(eat den puke) ta be slim...hahaz...well it works da same way fer me it's juz tt the exit is different...hahaz...hmmm...somehow aft i shit i feel like i've unloaded sumthin so i wun gain weight...hahaz...well...apparently it doesnt really work but it makes me feel better though...so ya can say it's a mind thing...

3) it gives me a reason to not sit down n do my homework or study

>> hahaz....yes believe it or not...i love procrastinating...esp fer math assignments...somehow when i look at all those symbols n numbers...i have da urge to go...)

4) *somehow linked to previous point* it gives me a reason to read the latest mags n newspapers instead of hw....though i face da danger of piles

5) it's a good stress reliever...hahaz...as they say:"sweat it out!" some excercise ta relieve stress....hahaz..well i prefer shittin it out!!! hahaz...


hahaz...there i've said it...hahaz...another possibe reason may be cuz i juz haf a hyper active digestive system of sorts...hahaz...but it's not clinically proven...so...benefit of the doubt...hahaz...

26th April 2005...i'm sittin in front of grouchy comp in da LEP room...trust me...it DOES look grouchy...maybe it's juz me(my mood) or wadever...hahaz...peiru, reGi, shirley n i supposedly signed up fer tekong trip...my "best" friend also goin...hahaz...but now reGi sick shirLey's mum thinks it's dangerous fer her...so now left with da 2 of us...hahaz...thinkin of not goin...hahaz...coz i wanna rush home ta watch entertainment 100 cuz today's guest is none other than da drop-dead gorgeous.....*drum rolls*....JESSE McCARTNEY!!!!!! woohooo...hahaz...so if i go fer da tekong trip....which is from 12pm to 5.30pm....even if i'm an olympics GOLD medalist(swimmin event in wadever category)...i reckon i will never make it back to singapore from tt ulu island...hahaz...so i'll have to forsake my national responsibility( not war juz travel da high seas to tekong and....go fer sightseeing?? hahaz...trust me...i AM warned of all da perils of tekong...there's da mozzies*buzz*, da blazin hot sun, da army guys who supposedly dun score well in da looks dept( not as if they're much to look at anyway since i've got this perception tt they'll be in camouflage....)...hahaz...right...so am i going? stay tuned >>>

hahaz...finally..hahaz...bet ya guys muz be really bored and irritated by the countless entries and whining abt my napfa test...hahaz...but guess wad? all tt suffering is finally OVER...hahaz....i passed all le larz...hahaz...so i guess i will start likein PE all over again...haiz...but then agian...golf isn't really my cup of tea...hahaz...

y0z shing yeen is ya comp alrite? hahaz...did ya bai tai sui this yr? hahaz...haiz my workload also piling up le...the mid yr exams comin soon..teacher said 24th june should be the start of our doom...hahaz...so i guess they're kind of cranky le...in da 'freaked-up' mode..hahaz..almost everyone frantically callin us back fer extra lessons...haiz...lemme do a checklist...wed there's math extra lesson...then friday there's geog extra lesson...haiz...actually ther isn many xtra lessons larz...hahaz...but feels like i've got a mountain to climb....haiz...as da song goes:" it's a long long journey..." hahaz...

mans...thank god fer da comin labor day on 1st may...then mama's day on 8th may..then veasak day on 23rd may...hahaz...cheer up dudes!! haiz...da stress is really gettin to me le...and it doesnt help when all da teachers never fails to give us a regular update on the no. of days left to the...(takes a deep breath*) A Levels!!!! hahaz...

great -_-" liverpool lost to crystal palace...man...how're they gonna cope when they face off against CHELSEA...hahaz...da lynchpin of EPL at the moment..hahaz...so sleepy aft my pe lesson...haiz...2.10pm release...my frens 11.10pm release lorz..hahaz...but nvm later can go home den go pasar malam!!! fer my(slurps*)...RAMLY burger!!! hahaz...yummy yummy yummy yummy yum yum...hahaz...ahhhhhhhhh~~ life is good aft all...hahaz...

shit dunno wad juz happened...in short i passed SBJ hahaz very happy but opportunity cost is shuttle run...my 2.4 n re take shuttle run this fri...man..wish me luck!! goin fer gp test now..wish me luck guys!!

hahaz....we ponned CT lesson...should go to the hall fer some kinda talk...subject of talk still unknown...hmmm...think our class got less than 10 people ba...man...we're stuck in da LEP room...in hiding...hahaz...shirley n jiale wanna go pee de but hahaz...for fear of being caught they gotta ren fer another dunno how many mins...hahaz...so i face da danger of shuttin down my comp anytime...man..is that a teacher lingerin ard outside the corridor...this is makin me so darn paranoid man...hahaz...another week n it'll be labor day then vesak day then it'll be.....JUNE hols...hahaz...sy ya all got june hols or not? hahaz...realli lookin forward to it mans...hahaz...tml got PE so i may be takin NAPFA test tml....haiz....even SHIRLEy( who never seems to ever gonna pass) oso pass lorz..hahaz..i dun wanna be the onli one!!!! hahaz...

hahaz...the other day ritez...my neighborin void deck got this civil defence exhibit thingy...hahaz...den i saw this long long Q snakin ard...woah...guess wad? FREE emergency handbook!!! hahaz...my sis dun dare to go lorz...say i kiasu!?! hahaz...how can i be kiasu??? hahaz...den later got another Q ...woah! this time is FREE bag lorz!! i happily went up to Q...but later this uncle wearinyellow shirt n cap told me VERY loudly:" Sorry hor gerl...this is NOT FREE de horz...." man...all the civil def guys lookin n wonderin wads the commotion abt...haiz...so darn diu lian....

hahaz...in da lep room now...havin a headache...can tell it's gonna deteriorate in da next hr or so...will be goin back at ard 4.10pm or 5.10pm....it'll depend on whether i wanna go fer da econs extra lesson...hahaz...i have a love-hate relationship with econs...used to like it a lot...even b4 i took it...coz there was this scholar who came to zhss to talk about it...hahaz...but so far it's still manageable....

haiz...still got da design thingy hafta comlete....oh mans....really sucks...hahaz...anyways...i think i'm not going to change my template le...well maybe until i found a really nice one that screams ME!! hahaz...so until then..ya guys gotta bear with spongebob starin at you from da computer screen...hahaz...

there's still 17 days to labor day...den vesak day in the middle of May...then 30th may will be da June hols!!!! hahaz...but sy n zl now havin their hols le...so good...hahaz..we still gotta slog fer another few wks or so...

haiz...my room's a total mess now...it looks as if a tornado juz popped us a surprise visit...hmmm..i'll make a mental note to pack n classify em during da weekends...recently there has been ominous signs that sorta warns us that our house's in need of some major spring cleaning(hmmm...but in singapore...guess we'll only haf summer-cleaning? oh well...tt's not the main issue...) first there's the lizard's tail wrigglin ard the washin machine..hmmm...oh yeah n there's the huge army of ants that seem to pop out of nowhere(haf ya ever tried tracing the source of an ants' trail? if ya haf...well ya'll prob noe wad i'm gettin at)....hmmmm...n there's this unknown insect that has a pretty soft body but looks like those flyin ants...creepin out of nwhere...juz yesterday...i found one in my left shoe....hmmm...and my sis found some movement in the kitchen bin...n our hypothesis is that there's a roach foolin ard in it...hahaz...tt stupid roach...as if it'll get somethin delicious out of THAT bin...haha...but till today we dun really noe was caused it....is it a sudden cold draft from the window? or is it really xiao qiang? well...nobody knows...hence, the moral of the story is tt we shuld alwaes go find out the truth n venture into alien grounds no matter how tough or scary it might be...or ya'll never know the truth.....(eew...did i juz typed those stuff...man it sure sounds cheesy huh)....hahaz...well ya....so i think i should start packing n be neat n tidy again(new yr resolution no. 5)....

oh gosh...is that an extra tyre ard my waist? hahaz...mans...i think im gonna jog in the morning...oops...bye...

hahaz...time flies...once again it's our napfa test le...hahaz...today we had a mock test...hahaz...it really sucks man...dunno why i jux cant pass standing broad jump...hahaz...durin sec sch still can jump 170cm lorz...haiz...lao tai po man..hahaz..now cant even jump 160cm...hahaz...i admit i got short legs...hahaz...man...wad's the relevance of napfa test anyway? hahaz...juz look at those working adults nowadays...they were once athletes..ahhaz...but now...their muscles haf turned into flabs....abs----->flabs...hahaz...wad they dun realise is that phy fitness should be a long term thing...if we're building up tonnes of muscles then in our later life...we let em idle...it'll become tonnes of sagging fats....hahaz...so tell me...wad's the point? hahaz...and i personallly think they should abolish the napfa system...hahaz...since CCA is no longer key now...might as well ax it...i mean sports with pressure certainly wun make it a fun activity...as it is with our chinese education problem in singapore...hahaz...look at the US they dun haf napfa test but yet they've been producing so many promising athletes every yr...hahaz...coz they really hav a love for sports since young...with napfa test incl, PE wun be as fun...children will grow up to dread their next PE lessons...hahaz....

but hey...snap back to reality...in the meantime...i gotta go train fer my standing broad jump..hahaz...OR consider going fer leg extension...hahaz...so can any of you plz enlighten me on the art of jumpin...hahaz..

beginning to not hate sch...and tt's the worryin part...cuz i've now come to blind acceptance of everyday skool life....BLIND acceptance...i think i'm becomin like a robot...everything seems to become a routine...ahhaz...haiz...i hate to say this cuz millions of people prob haf said this millions of times...but i guess it wun hurt to incl me anyway...life is boring!! hahaz....everything is sbt competition...hahaz....how i really wish i could juz relax n do stuff i really like n yet not woory bout the consequences...hahaz...but i guess that can onli be done when i'm an old and crinkly old woman...with sunken cheeks n heavy eyebags...shrivelled n greyin hair( hahaz..i know my hair is already shrivelld at its present state anywyas)...wrinkles(even more than the no. of roads ya can find on the map).....hahaz...and when i can get a meagre sum of CPF retirement money...hahaz...but wad's the point? days of our youth is long gone...hahaz..

o0pz...my mum found a lizard's tail near the washing machine...hahaz...and yes it's still wriggling...my mum actually grabbed her trusty can odf baygone( the ad goes"kill,kill,kill....." man wad kindef slogan is that? sounds more like a militant grp's slogan to me...) and squirted half the can at it....with lotsa screamin at the background...hahaz....i mean wad's the use? i dun thinmk it'll be effective on a lizard's tail...hahaz....in the meantime...i'll go check it out...hahaz...ciao guys~...

P/S: sy n zl have a great holiday! hahaz...eat n get fat!!!!