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Sunday, March 22, 2009 , 2:02 PM

An I N C A N D E S C E N T night C:

Met up with Xinyi, her "up-DATE" (*wink wink*) and Shimmy yesterday for Ah Shing's TH dance production, INCANDESCENCE '09. Met at Clementi, went to get bubble tea (in retrospect, we should have bought bubble tea for Ah Shing! *points to Ah Shing's blog*) then asked around for a florist. Got a super duper CUTE bouquet, it had a nice, big, cheery sunflower with an awfully adorable stuffed bear, yeah you can tell just by the description alone that our bouquet PWNS all other bouquets last night.

My favorite dance items are: Sublime, Uncut, Anaesthesia, Rockstar Supernova and Confused. Yeah, notice most of the items I picked up have heavy hip hop influence? Haha I think I like upbeat, high tempo stuff better. Incandescent opened with "Songs behind bars", I was half expecting them to groove to "Locked up" by Akon, locked up they won't let me out~ they won't let me out~ oh~ oh~ Haha but still, I loved the dance they did to MJ's "Smooth Criminal", crotch grabbing move? Classic! And there this guy up there who had MJ's locks and hat, wowza! Far, far away was like ballet fused with modern dance? Was totally hilarious when the girl (yeah, the one packing the luggage) slumped to the floor with a heavy thud (intended, of course lol), and the audience went like "Ouch". LOL. Not an easy dance style, it was nice but hmm... just not my preference I guess. I thought Anaesthesia was a really cool and innovative idea, and it brought out the woozy feeling of being under the influence of anaesthesia very well! The rythmic fast and slow-mo moves, really mirrors the drifting in and out of consciousness super well!

And then came the rockstars! Rockstar Supernova ftw, not for the fact that Ah Shing's the one who choreographed it ok? XD But I really like it, really has that oomph to every beat! And there are many little details that I really like, like there's this move the one toe pointed to the ground knees bent at an angle then slide down with one hand up in the air, and a little wave, I like that variation! I wanna be a rockstar! \m/

Haha and yes I think it's a plus point to have long hair for dance, gives it a whole dimension to movement leh! The flick is hot! And I see shadows of Rihanna here and there throughout the dance, like there's this one move that I saw in a few items, think I saw it in Rihanna's "Umbrella" music video, check it out below, I think it appears around 1:01-1:02, this move really works for long, flowy hair. Hawt!

And the emcees were hilarious, Amos being the smart and no-nonsense role and Douglas playing the Dumb role. LOL. There were even gu-niangs guys in candy colored stockings! I mean, can it get any better!?! Haha and there was this cute dance which featured the song “拔萝卜“, (ahh our childhood memories) the carrot was awesome! I liked this year's a lot better, the styles were very distinct.

Had lots of fun crapping and camwhoring (forced by the self-confessed camwhore expert, Shimmy aka helmet head). Hahaha and thanks helmet head and Xinyi for giving me a new nickname. T_T" Lol. Waiting for peeksies. :D Eh Ah Shing, if you're reading this, next time you guys can sell T-shirts there, so us audience can have some sorta keepsake leh! XD

Fulham 2 -0 Man(U)re

Looney the Mr Attitude and Crappy Ronaldo the Whiny Brat. I wasn't watching the match until we got news from a forum that Fulham was leading 1-0. Saw the highlights during half-time for parts that I missed, and Mr Carrot Top Scholes very cute, tried to play goalkeeper when he stopped a ball right in front of the goal line with (check this out) not one but BOTH hands. @_@" What was he thinking huh? Confirmed gurantee plus chop kena sent off. Man(U)re down to ten men. Penalty awarded to Fulham, and which better player to take it than our old boy Danny Murphy! Mai siao siao, whenever Liverpool had penalty shootouts he'll confirmed be in the line-up one lor! And our old boy launched it right into the net. Woohoooo~ =x Ok, cannot go over the top, karma.

Then Looney's turn. Childish behavior. 81" already kena booked for foul on Dacourt, then minutes later, he threw the ball down the field. (O A O)" Ref raised a yellow, and then a red. Oops another one of Fergie's dearies sent down the locker room. Tsk tsk, at least show some sportsmanship, Looney went on to punch a corner flag, bet that tickled the Fulham fans in the stands. Then Gera aka the bicycle kick king launched a second one into Man(U)re's net. Freaking awesome skill, 10/10! Gera didn't score from a direct bicycle kick, he actually set himself up for a bicycle kick by first launching it into the air himself. Wowza!!! What makes that goal sweeter was the difficult position from which Gera scored, with VDS and another defender closing in on him.

And Berbatov sucks la. Can't stand this kinda player, he's those kinda players who zao without batting an eyelid when shit happens to the club, and only plays for himself. Tsk tsk, take a page from our very own Stevie Wonder please! Here's Stevie's quote from today's article in The Newpaper.

"I think the easy thing would be maybe to move on but it's not for me. What would be more important for me would be to win it and share it with the club and with my family who are all Liverpool fans. That would mean more to me than winning it five or six times somewhere else."

I've lost count of the number of times I HATE Crappy Ronaldo, I don't think I've ever hated on a football player this much, not even Materazzi who angered Zidane into headbutting him lor! Reminds me of a whiny little, narcissistic spoilt brat who thinks EPL revolves around him, him and him alone. He'll take every opportunity to fall down to the ground and begging the ref for a foul, ^@&*@#&*#@ suck it up Crappy Ron, this is football, not ballet. Uurgh. Pele, please save Crappy Ron by giving him a lesson on humility please. And Fergie, please stop chewing gum now and reign in your problematic dearies or the situation might just go out of hand, really.

Despite their loss to Fulham, I guess Fergie can still afford to lose this one with one game in hand. But I know our Liverpool lads won't just go down without a good, hard fight. So, may the best team win. And... please, just leave out the theatrics.