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Saturday, December 31, 2005 , 5:53 AM

You know what? I think there's a HUGE gigabyte-eating virus in my computer, it forces me to download this anti-spyware thing, what's it called again? Malware...spyware? Whatever, it turns my homepage from Yahoo! to it's website and warns me about how "at-risk" I am and there's this last version of the Trojan ( no, not that Greek legend Troy) virus. LOL. For an IT idiot, that is hell LOT of gigabytes o clueless shit to swallow! So, whenever I'm surfing websites there will be this "!" icon that goes flashing at my bottom toolbar which is so darn annoying! See, there it goes again! The window that says: System Alert! Spyware detected!

I ran my anti-spyware scan and there was nothing! So I reckon that this malware thinggum is some con website! Scammers! After this "virus attack", there'll be pop-ups, many of em' illegal and ahem if I may put it like this...inappropriate? LOL. See, here we go again...this pop-up window beckonin me to gamble or try my hand at poker or jackpot and win millions online! Hah. The nerve! Every 30mins or so I'll get another pop-up and it's content is ahem...explicit. God. If my mum happens to feel like hovering around me when I'm exploring the wonders of the World Wide Web and sees this kinda illegal pop-ups, we're totally screwed! Mich! We gotta do something! Ummm...I'm still contemplating...Aargh. This malware threatens us for our money! Yes, it does. If we don't buy its software, it'll not remove the so-called spyware that will steal all our personal info( Trojan) and stuff, see how brilliant they are? Brilliant scam if you ask me! Screw them. :p

Oh well, enough about IT stuff.

These days have been really weird, I'm still reeling from the post-As trauma. My blogging patterns have become really irregular. I couldn't find many reasons to blog about, you see, life's rather perfect now and I have NOTHING to complain about. With school, well, you basically have a goldmine of topics you can bitch about. LOL. Like that weird classmate( hey I'm not targeting anybody!), or ramble on about how many tests and endless homework you have. Yeah, stuff like that. Aargh, if only I felt like this while I was in school, then I'd really have loads of time to do some official revision time. Ahh..tests and hw, they sound so distant to me~

Well, reading what I'd written so far. I realised I'm contradicting myself. I mean the whole idea of not having anything much to blog about was the main catalyst or reason why I'm sitting here in front of the monitor typing all this trash, in my sister's friend's really really cool jacket that makes me look like a really really cool mountaineer. LOL. I guess I'd be graded F for bad grammar and illogical sentencing for this paragraph. If you don't get it, never mind.

*blank faces* OK. Moving on...in short all I'm trying to say is that I've something to blog about beacause I've nothing to blog about? Geddit? LOL. Pardon me but I've post-As trauma remember? Shucks. Wait till I get a job come January and get right down into the snake-pit and drown myself in office politics. LOL. Hopefully when the time finally arrives, I'll be the spectator looking on from the stand and not one of the gladiators fighting tooth and nail in the pit.

Shucks. I'm getting incomprehensible. Am I nuts?

LOL. OK. So I realised I AM nuts seconds ago. I'll laugh whenever I take the lift with some other people...I'll burst out laughing, and that totally pisses my sister. Well, cause it's kinda infectious and my sister/whoever is in the lift with me will also feel tickled and now we have a bunch of looneys in the lift stuck with me. Sometimes, I really pity my neighbors. Note: Key here is SOMETIMES. LOL. I dunno why? I just feel tickled whenever I'm in the lift, we have like 3/4/5 people stuck in a lil box that moves up and down, and most of them are either pretending to read the in-case-of-emergency notice/ pretending to SMS an imaginary person(it may be factual I guess?)/ staring into blank space/ staring at the lift doors. LOL It's this awkward atmosphere that tickles me. LOL. Please help me kick this weird habit!

Now I'm starting to heat up, but I'm not gonna take this jacket off of me. LOL. Never!

Hmmm...will prolly be going to Suntec+Millenia Walk+Marina Square again and hopefully we'll pluck up enough courage to ask em pros fer some advice. LOL. I'm gonna get some more yoyos or string for my end-of-year reward! Yayness! *_* I'll prolly be counting down 2005 with my sis and cousins? Haha...my mum's agreed to sponsor us some wine...will be brainwashing her to get us some vodka shots, while the rest get some harmless bacardi Breezer or Madam Hooch's. LOL. C'mon what's a lil booze on New Yr's Eve?

Phew. What a ride. To all who've patiently read my crap and travelled thus far. Congrats! You're in the club! You're prolly as nuts as I am! LOL. No worries mate! No membership fees needed! Hurrah to that!

Haha...Chill guys! Be safe and happy from whatever shitty stuff you encounter at work yeah! Cheerios! : )

Signing out! Till then,
A looney!

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