1. Most of ya frens' blogs would haf come to a standstill
2. You begin to see shadows/images/traces of your notes/numbers & formulas(if unfortunately u take Math)/letters EVERYWHERE and ANYWHERE you go
3. You prolly begin to look like this---->
4. You forget what's day and night
5. Headaches become daily occurences
6. You begin to haf the shifty-eye syndrome (constantly checking the clock/calender
7. You either put on weight ( pple who use hunger as an excuse fer a break every1/2 hr) or you lose weight ( all da notes prolly killed ur appetite) *i belong to the former*
8. You feel guilty each time you even log onto MSN/toilet brk/TV *yeah da guilt sucks but you still MSN/watch TV anyway*
9. You start making post-holidays plans
10. You start accumulating your allowance ( cuz ya prolly grounded at home n refuse to get outta ya house..u dun wanna waste any sec)
11. By the time u(the hermit) do get out of your house... when u finally do open ur door....aargh...sunlight!!! My eyes!

Aargh. Today's wasted yet AGAIN.

Bloody headache + constant drilling thanks to upstairs neighbors = 1 MAJOR HELL-HOLE

Shit. I'm losing it. God! Get me outta here. Input for today: 0

And so if you suspect u're suffering from pre-exam trauma. Fret not! Take a pencil and do a quick checklist. And if you haf:

0-3 ticks --- It's prolly the POST-exam syndrome n u took da WRONG test!

3-8 ticks --- Get ready pal. Ur symptoms are showing

8-11 TICKS --- Worry NO more mate cuz You're in da club!

* Results may vary *