Wednesday, April 27, 2005
, 9:58 AM
hahaz...i think it's time that i come out n give a public confession on why i shit so much( well...i rush home almost everyday ta "relieve" myself of "excess" baggage)....so...ladies n gentlemen......here we go:5 REASONS WHY I SHIT AS MUCH AS I DO:1) INPUT=OUTPUT >> so whatever i put into my stomach(which is gastronomical...i've a hobbits' appetite) hafta get out rite? it doesnt help tt i love ta eat a variety of food at 1 go2) relieve me of my guilt aft every huge meal (feast+normal serving size fer Melissa)>> ya guys would have prob heard bout eatin disorders n da likes...ya noe how some gals(guys too!!) binge(eat den puke) ta be slim...hahaz...well it works da same way fer me it's juz tt the exit is different...hahaz...hmmm...somehow aft i shit i feel like i've unloaded sumthin so i wun gain weight...hahaz...well...apparently it doesnt really work but it makes me feel better though...so ya can say it's a mind thing...3) it gives me a reason to not sit down n do my homework or study>> hahaz....yes believe it or not...i love procrastinating...esp fer math assignments...somehow when i look at all those symbols n numbers...i have da urge to go...)4) *somehow linked to previous point* it gives me a reason to read the latest mags n newspapers instead of hw....though i face da danger of piles5) it's a good stress reliever...hahaz...as they say:"sweat it out!" some excercise ta relieve stress....hahaz..well i prefer shittin it out!!! hahaz...hahaz...there i've said it...hahaz...another possibe reason may be cuz i juz haf a hyper active digestive system of sorts...hahaz...but it's not clinically proven...so...benefit of the doubt...hahaz...
